Investment Advice

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock three years go, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer three years ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,
you would have had $614.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It is called the 401-Keg Plan. Advise your friends and clients accordingly.